If you’re with a long-term partner, on your third date, or just pitching woo at some young thing, sometimes it’s just more fun to stay in on date night, order Grub Hub and weed, and spend an hour cruising through the Netflix front page while smoking large.
Not every strain is made for romance, though. If you’re not careful, you may end up couch bound and snoozing rather than mellow minded and romancing. Knowing what strains to put you and your paramour in the mood will help make the “chill” in your Netflix and chill sexier and less sleepy.
Orange Crush Sativa — This robust flower will perfume your room with an ephemeral smoke that inspires serious boot knocking. Try it in a joint so you can shotgun hits back and forth into your potential lover’s waiting lips.
Strawberry Cough Sativa — The cough is no joke, but when your honey leans over to expel that rich smoke, take your instinctual back pat and turn it into a sensual massage. Let them finish coughing first though.
Medicine Woman Banana Hybrid — This fragrant flower is heady, robust and full of sexy terpenes that will inspire some radical “chill.”
There you have it, three sexy strains to get everybody in the mood. Use them responsibly and consensually, enjoy your movie (however much of it you actually watch) and have fun!
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