Let us paint a picture for you; it’s windy, it’s rainy, it’s cold, and you’re completely out of weed. Sure, you could bundle up and brave the frigid temps on foot to your nearest dispensary, or you could attempt to navigate Portland’s rain-slick roads in search of your special strains — or, you could keep your sweatpants on, order a pizza, a dozen wings, and a couple eighths of kush for delivery. In case you need further convincing, here are three more reasons you should get your weed delivered.
When you choose weed delivery, you’re making sure that your boss/ex/mom won’t catch you walking into or out of a dispensary — which in modern-day Portland may not be an issue for most, it’s still an issue for many. If you’re a closet toker, delivery will keep all your skunky secrets.
Go really green.
Keep that carbon footprint small by avoiding traveling to buy weed, and instead allowing a delivery pro to drop your weed at your door. Your delivery person keeps numerous people out of their cars and off the street in search of weed each night — be one of those people.
When you choose weed delivery, you can dilly-dally over our weed menu for as long as you want without holding up a line, keeping other customers waiting, or catching anxiety due to sensory overload. Take all the time you need to pick out all the weed you want and voila, in less than the time it takes for your pizza to arrive, you’ll be blazing up.
La Cannaisseur is Portland’s favorite recreational cannabis dispensary/delivery service. Shop the finest buds in the Pacific Northwest and pick them up in our shop or have them delivered to your door. Visit our menu for daily, weekly and monthly specials.